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I never want to see another naked old woman again.
My mom just got knocked over by a rollerblader. I'm trying not to laugh, bc my family looks pretty concerned
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
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