quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Ew, dude I just walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room at the restaurant. He didn't see me so I quickly shut the door and pretended like it didn't happen. And then literally five minutes later he came up to me and cupped my face with his hands and told me what a great employee I was. I got a promotion but I'm fucking scarred for life. I can't stop cringing.
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
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Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
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Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
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