Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
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