awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
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i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
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They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
Why is there bacon in the couch?
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