Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
You're having sex and i just smoked and made oatmeal...i'll give you some time to be jealous
If you dedicate your next bite to me, I'll dedicate my first orgasm to you.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
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she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
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We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
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