There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
The beers last night were like the tears from god
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
My boss asked me to pass over one of my business cards and instead I had condoms fall out of my wallet, how’s your day going??
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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