Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
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