Quick, to the slutcave!
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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