I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
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