There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
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The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
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Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
how do you play pong handcuffed?
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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