No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
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She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
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You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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