i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
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How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
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Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
How do I un-spend everything I bought last night? Seriously...was a penis shaped piñata and enough tequila to fill my bathtub really that necessary?
At least you can say you've literally dumped money down the drain
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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