Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
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