It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
NoShamevember. You game?
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
Randomize
