We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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