The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
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