you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
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