Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
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If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
this must be what syphilis tastes like
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
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I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
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