How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
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He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
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I stole all of the toasting champagne and did an interpretive dance to "wind beneath my wings". I am literally everything you're not supposed to do at weddings.
But your showmanship is impeccable.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
So bottomless mimosas = me waking up in a truck bed in a random neighborhood with no purse or phone or idea how I got there.
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