Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
when i say i joined a midget dating site why do u assume i was drunk
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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