Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
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i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
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Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
We are all done wearing pants today
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
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