he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
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