i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
This beer is not sobering me up at all
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i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
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Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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