its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
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