Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
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