Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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