she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
A bitchslap is in order.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
Randomize