There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
Current status: so high that I'm unable to have coherent conversation with my mom, but still knew that when my dad said "shpritzy white stuff" I understood that he was trying to think of "whipped cream."
That text took me 10 minutes.
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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