it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
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