If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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