hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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