I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
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