we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre shitfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
Found my wallet. It was under my dresser with a note that said "good job you found me". Drunk me is an ass.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
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