I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
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Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
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I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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