Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
saw my dad's penis on the x-ray last night. at least his hip wasn't broken
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
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And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
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I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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