idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
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I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
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I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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