Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
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They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
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BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
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