i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.
Hey when I die alone will you come by often enough so that my cats don’t eat my face?
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
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Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
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I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
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