When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
I just faked an interview like I fake a fucking orgasm. Wonder if these candidates can tell I'm a tired and hungover recruiter?
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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