that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
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I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
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He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
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