That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
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she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
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I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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