Midget sex pt 2 tonight
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
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