Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
I'm dying. Please wear something slutty to my funeral.
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
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