i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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