Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
I think I am morally bankrupt
Things he has used as lube on me: olive oil, cologne, purell, spit, tanning oil, and bottled hotel lotion
He needs to save up for some actual ky before my vagina gets an allergic reaction
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
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