You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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