How many nights a week you wake up with sticky boxers cause you were dreaming of Clay Aiken? Your wife mad?
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
We are all done wearing pants today
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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