I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
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I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
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He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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