No stitches, just platelets and will power
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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