the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
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