He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
Randomize
