If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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