so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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