yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
Pants are for mortals
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
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