I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
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