I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
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Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
Can vaginas get frostbite?
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
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I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
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